My Final Will

The following is the last will and testement of the great Michka Myrna Veronica Francis:




-To Davie I leave all my love, my kisses and cuddles and earthly joys. You happen to deserve them. You can have all my juice boxes, share them with Vaughn. I leave you my favorite colors, because they're yours too. My iPod and obsession with 80s music go to you. Berlin and Cindy Lauper are AWESOME! I send cruises road trips your way. I hope you have more fun on them than I did. My picture of Wilson goes to you, and my love of house to you and Vaughn. Have my fashion sense and my cable.

-Everyone else can have my love, too... Just my I love you, love. Not my I FREAKIN love you, love.
-To Shleigh Button I leave my flirting skills and upside down dogs and dislike for authority in it's various forms. Random hookups with random guys go to you. You can actually have them right now; I no longer have use for them. Just... Watch out for super cooties, kay? My photographic memory goes to you, too, Button. That should come in handy seeing as though she's a stalker. Button gets my jeans first. Then whoever else wants 'em can have 'em. Don't you collect key chains too? If you want all mine, you can have them. I leave you my dirty jokes, share them with Helena. All the french braids in the world  go to you. I also want you to have some of my self-esteem. Do me a favor and share with the others. Take my beastly defense skills... You need them.






-To Paul I leave all of my relationship advice and all the porn in the world. You seriously need to lighten up... You can have my drawing skills so that drawing girls will be a little easier. I want you to have my random facts. Put them to good use without annoying the crap out of everyone.

-To Rosie I leave my rebelious spirit. My soccer skills go to Katie and Rosie. To be specific my ball handling goes to Katie and my aggression goes to Rose. I leave you my many late nights of reading and watching Naruto and HxH... Share them with Vaughn and Dave. I also want you to have my secrets. You kept them well while I was living; I expect you do do so till death do you part. Please take my cell phone. Just be sure you don't get into trouble with it. Go ahead and have my $100 allowances. The won't do me any good seeing as though I'm dead. I leave you all my screen tees, my UN-LINTY fleece, a lint brush just incase, and my never ending school supplies. You get all my romance novels. My scarfs and knitting stuff go to Rosie and my choir solos.I leave lectures about douchebags to Rosie, and Rachel, too.


-I leave my extreme dieting to all the fat people in the world. I leave my grades to whoever wants them. My chapstick addiction shall be a blessing to whoever wants it. **Chapped lips are disgusting to kiss; keep that in mind. I leave my razor blades to anyone who wants to be screwed up for the rest of their life. My attitude... Eh there's plenty of it to go around.

-I want Tommy to have my understanding of what to say and at what time. One half of all my worldliness also goes to Tommy. The rest is to be equally devided between Rosie, Abbi, and Veve. Gmail saviness goes to Tommy. Get on the wagon because Google is taking over the world. I leave you family time, because torture builds character.

-To Veliza I leave my writing skills. Poor your heart out girly. I also leave you sex, lies, and teenage rebellion (along with Rose). You can have all my purses and my ready backhand to use on the back of Ashleigh's head. I leave you the itis... Share with Rosie and Helena. I also want you to have my fighting spirit... Sometimes you just gotta cuss people out.

-To Abbi I leave my childlike antics, my magical touch when it comes to children, and my disgust for five year olds. They truly are the worst brats on earth. Yoga goes to Noob; don't hurt yourself kiddo. I leave you my tendency to slack off in school. You need more fun. My "shtummy"... You can have that seeing as though you like to complain about yours. I leave hours of Twilight quotes to Abbi and also very cute emotional relationships. My sublime spelling skills and extensive vocabulary go to you. Share with Helena.
-My jewelry is to be burried with me. And My guitar goes to hell with me when I die.

-To Lyssia I leave gmail chats, I leave my passion, my destructive intelligence, my blog addiction, and all the time I've spent down on my knees praying. I also leave you my weird concoctions to use at your discretion.


-Internet skills go to Helena. You really do suck at all things web. I leave mall trips, 3-way convos, and all day geekin'. Make sure to invite Rosie to tag along. I leave you ramen, chinese food, and pizza for lunch. My speed (not drugs, but soccer speed :P) goes to Helena and Rosie. Lined paper goes to Helena along with getting projects in on time, and binder organization. My understanding of math goes to you, but you have to share with Caland, Rosie, and Rachel. Oh my cheating skills also go to you.


-I leave love of Austin to Katie H.
-My guitar goes to hell with me when I die.

-To Sydney I leave mismatched socks, random nicknames, and being bothered by Mr. Colby. Oh and take the responsibility of bothering Brandon, and teasing Austin.

-I leave my booty shaking skills to Sarah Mooney. Party hard, girl.
-To Vaughn I leave my relation troubles... I envy you're happiness :P I also leave you the bliss that comes after the problems. You and Raeden make a cute couple. You also get all the hugs I didn't give you while I was living. I also give you my temper and discretion to know when and where to use it. Oh and share it with Raeden.

-To Readen I leave my talkativeness. Assert yourself. I also want you to have me mean streak. I don't exactly know why, but I think you could use it.

To Emil goes my morning cup of tea or coffee along with the jumpiness that follows. I also leave you my tiredness, as it seems you never are. You can have the two jokes I know, though yours are tons better. Oh and some hugs too.
-To Lydia I leave me "fuck it" stance. You can't make everyone happy all the time. Make yourself happy first.

-I leave all the high harmonies in the world to Rachel and I also leave you the task of singing Austin into annoyance. :)